I don't know about you but I'm in serious need of a vacation y'all. I never thought I'd say this, but we should be more like Europe... wait for it...in that they go on "holiday" like 6 weeks out of the year. Only in America does one take only 5 days off of work the entire year.
You know what? I think you need a vacation too. Wanna know how I know? I thought you'd never ask...
- You've made at least 1 comical video using pictures of your co-workers, celebrities, and/or political figures. Who said Kim Jung Il only looks good in a military uniform? Wait...who said Kim Jung Il looks good??
- Your minimal free time at work is spent looking up vacation packages to Zanzibar and other places affiliated with Queen. On an unrelated topic - who would like to go to Zanzibar with me in December? About 5-7 days? Honeymoon package?
- The issues of the world plague you everyday...and you like to make-up hilarious songs about them.
- Last week you left work early...and you're a doctor...and you were in the middle of heart surgery.
- Forget effort, now you just come into work in whatever is semi-clean...like your dining room drapes.
- At your last company meeting your co-worker took the last bagel. You looked him straight in the eye and said, " leggo my eggo" and then grabbed the bagel out of his hands and walked away.
- Watching Office Space makes you cry - because you can relate in the worst way .
Words of wisdom, words of wisdom.
Have a great week!
p.s : Here's your MOS - sigh...such a good movie.
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