So as you know, COTM is usually full of substance and important subject matter worthy of the front page of the New York Times. I hear you laughing and I am not amused. Anywho, today we're going to immerse ourselves in pure celebrity filth. Not-so-much gossip...something way better...
Hollywood is full of lies and deceit...which I guess are kinda the same thing. For years I've been speculating about the connections between folks in Hollywood. Many of you have heard me speak of it, but I have no proof so oh well. But now my hypotheses are being hypothesized by other folks in hypothesizing blogosphere, which totally adds validity. So here's what I think. Remember...these are just my hypotheses...Celebrity Mash-ups if you will...
- Star Jones is Nicole Richie's undercova birth motha. Tell me you don't see it! It's all in their facial expressions.
- Beyonce and Jay-Z have a son. And his name is Chris Brown. And when they have a daughter, she may look like this.
- Speaking of Beyonce, her sister Solange may have a different Daddy...comedian Orlando Jones of Mad TV.
- Diana Ross and Michael Jackson are the proud parents of Evan Ross . Or as they say on Crunktastical, "LaMichael."
- The entire cast of Seinfeld participated in a genetic experiment which resulted in Anna Nicole's former interior designer, Bobby Trendy
Instead of advice this week, I'm going to give you all a fun Chall-aaaannnge! - figure out which celebrities you belong to. Hey, you may make some money and/or friends out of it!
Words of wisdom, words of wisdom.
Have a great week!
p.s : Here's your MOS - Lil Mo' performing Beyonce's Deja Vu....wow.
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